Don't Be an Asshole Tote Bag

Size Guide
Legit, you can be anything you want in life, just don’t an asshole. You can be a solid human being and look good doing it too with this sweet tote!
Sizing Guide

Measurements are taken of the front of the shirt.  For example, a Men's Small says Chest = 18", which means it measures 18" from left to right of the front of the shirt.   The full shirt circumference = 36" (front and back combined).