The Coitus Tower Dildo
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San Francisco has a lot of phallic buildings, but none of them cum as close to looking like a real penis as Coit Tower. It's been getting a rise out of San Franciscans since 1933, and while some say it's supposed to look like the tip of a fire hose, we all know what it really looks like. For anyone who's ever said 'Fuck San Francisco', now you can!